Bob the Biter

Who in the h*ll do you think you are, Robert Pattinson? Cutting your hair and looking even more irresistible than this blogger could have fathomed? Toting around a guitar like, "Oooo, I'm a big sensitive musician type?" Letting your puppy dog gaze burn through our camera's lens? But, most importantly: Running off to England and leaving us here all sad and Pattinson-less!? Sigh. Please have a happy holiday (we guess) and come back soon! http://bauergriffinonline.com/